Dear One Millionth Charles Alverson Fan,
You are the ONE MILLIONTH person to have logged onto this website TODAY and as such you are entitled to TODAY'S FREE PRIZE which is either a BMW or an Audi Quattro TT or A Year's Supply of Genuine Brass Stair Rods. All you have to do to claim your prize is send your name, address, telephone number, a blood sample, your shoe size and a cheque for $89,000 to cover postage and packing and we will send you your prize by return or sooner. It will probably be the stair rods.
In addition you will also receive - ENTIRELY FREE OF CHARGE - the following Introduction to the World famous Charles Alverson Website, penned by his old friend and Monty Python teamster Terry Jones.
Introduction to the world
famous Charles Alverson website
Hi! It gives me enormous pleasure to write this Introduction to the
World Famous Charles Alverson Website, mainly because I am doing so while
sitting in a bathful of naked women. I have previously written
introductions to famous writers while squatting in a tea-chests full of
dying rodents and while being trampled to death by rogue Tibetan yaks shod
with sharpened steel clogs, but neither gave me such great pleasure as
this. Even being tied onto a partially dismantled dishwasher and then
hurled down the precipitous north face of the Eiger was not nearly as
pleasurable and experience as writing this Introduction for the World
Famous Charles Alverson Website.