Terry Jones
Introduction to the world
famous Charles Alverson website
by Terry Jones
Hi! It gives me enormous pleasure to write this Introduction to the
World Famous Charles Alverson Website, mainly because I am doing so while
sitting in a bathful of naked women. I have previously written
introductions to famous writers while squatting in a tea-chests full of
dying rodents and while being trampled to death by rogue Tibetan yaks shod
with sharpened steel clogs, but neither gave me such great pleasure as
this. Even being tied onto a partially dismantled dishwasher and then
hurled down the precipitous north face of the Eiger was not nearly as
pleasurable and experience as writing this Introduction for the World
Famous Charles Alverson Website.
I hope reading this Introduction to the World famous Charles Alverson
Website, will give you as much pleasure as I am having in writing it. But
I doubt it. Ooooh that's good! That's good! That's very good! That's
better! Now where was I?
The World Famous Charles Alverson Website is, in my opinion, one of the
finest and most skillfully crafted websites devoted entirely to the
writings of Charles Alverson on the World Wide Web today. If, like me, you
have long been an ardent admirer of this fine writer, then, like me, you
will welcome this chance to log onto his World Famous Website and, like
me, you too, no doubt, will, without, once, under, up and by the way.
So enjoy the World Famous Website! Feel free to browse amongst the new
and unpublished writings of Charles Alverson, while furry little creatures
run up and down your legs, or while the tender hands of young temptresses,
fondle your manly parts and rub their thighs up against your latest copy
of The Readers' Digest. Be prepared to be tickled, stimulated, aroused and
last but not least turned into a better person by this contact with one of
the funniest, vividest and raciest writers in the Tlingit* language today.
Terry Jones, London 5/2/2001
*Tlingit - a language spoken by probably less that 1,000 in the Alaskan
Panhandle.